Traffic Outrage

That is way too many red lights. I am supposed to meet Aly in 7 minutes! Why would that person get in that accident on purpose? They know I am supposed to be meeting my girlfriend for dinner! How dare they cause all this traffic on the Southern State Parkway. Now I'm going to be late to dinner by 5 minutes! What if she doesn't understand? Is she going to break up with me because this person decided to be selfish and get in a car accident!? I cannot stand this, some people are so arrogant!

Why does everyone have to stop and look at the accident too?! It just makes this go slower! Everyone keep up the pace, why are we only going 55 mph?! They are all arrogant too. I guess I'll turn and look at the accident too, doesn't hurt, everyone is doing it. Okay I looked. Now go faster everyone!

Oh gosh I'm late now! It's 7:30 and I'm not even there yet! I am a whole 3 minutes away! This is INSANE! There are so many inconsiderate people in this world. Oh gosh there she is, I'm finally here. I am NEVER taking the Southern State again! Those people are crazy rude! They made me late to my date.

Never. Again.

"Image" Assignment

Cliché Metaphors:

See ya later alligator

Hot as hell

Windows of the soul

Fit as a fiddle

Happy as a clam

Sharp as a tack

Silent as the grave


Switched:

Fit as a tack

Happy as the grave

Sharp as a fiddle

Silent as the soul

Windows of the alligator

Hot as a clam

See ya later hell

My Introduction

My name is Dan, I am an 18 year old Creative Writing major. I changed my major from Liberal Arts to Creative Writing during the Fall Semester of 2015. This is my personal school blog, I will be posting writing assignments and other letters. I hope you all enjoy my blog, and I am very excited to start my own writing archive.